Clothing Tycoon William Bianchi will not make anyones best dressed lists for this crazy wreck. It seems that following a costume party where Bianchi was dressed as a roman gladiator, he had a fiery run in with another car. Police suspect he may have had a bit too much to drink at his costume party. William also failed to stop after the DUI accident.

It did not take police too long to figure this out. There was a burning car just hit by a roman gladiator dressed up as a drunk driver and a drunk driver dressed as a roman gladiator in a hospital whose face and eye brows looked a bit singed. Police did say that he looked more like Wiley Coyote after a failed, as always, bombing run on the roadrunner than Russel Crowe in Gladiator.

The roman breast plate may have helped protect his drunken ass from the flames. Superman, Bianchi’s buddy, was waiting for him in the hospital lobby. After being questioned for suspicion of DWI / DUI he may have admitted to having a couple drinks.

here is the full William Bianchi drunken car crash / hit and run story from DailyMail

It didn’t take long for police to find clothing tycoon William Bianchi when he fled after crashing his car into a tree while drunk.

For a start he was dressed as a Roman gladiator and was wearing black bodypaint.

The fact that his hair was also badly singed also helped to identify him as a man who had just escaped a burning car.

William Bianchi was found by police in hospital with singed hair ‘looking like Wile E Coyote’

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Sea of green glass litters as far as you can see after a truck carrying Grolsch beer in glass bottles wrecks and overturns on the road.

The great beer disaster in Canada. A truck carrying grolsch lager spilled its load all over the highway creating a green glass sea and a stream of brew runoff. Cases and cases of broken green beer bottles litter the road.
I wonder how many little critters ran in the road without looking on that day after sipping the runoff brew?

Just like the forest critters, this fool is sipping on some fine spillage also. CHEERS. Free beer for all the forest critters that day.

Oh, this gonna be a good one!!! Dudes, eatin shit, on bikes! GOOD TIMES!

Watch these fools get jiggy wit it, and smash some bikes, and themselves!

Check out this video… This fool is so so lucky. He hit a telephone pole and got his car split in half, with both pieces very far apart. I have never seen anything like this. They say the drunken driver lived, I doubt his car did though after that mess.

You really gotta wonder how the hell someone can survive that kind of accident when the metal car not only gets smashed, but cut straight in half.