Well, it’s not like they didn’t warn the moose, or tried to sneak up on it! The dumb ass Moose just wouldn’t freakin move! Moose Wreck… Hope he’s got good insurance, or didn’t have any expensive Lasik Eye Surgery done recently, because if he did, it’s all for nothing. Basically because I think his eyes are somewhere of in the woods as it was squashed like a grape! Why didn’t the Moose move?