Clothing Tycoon William Bianchi will not make anyones best dressed lists for this crazy wreck. It seems that following a costume party where Bianchi was dressed as a roman gladiator, he had a fiery run in with another car. Police suspect he may have had a bit too much to drink at his costume party. William also failed to stop after the DUI accident.

It did not take police too long to figure this out. There was a burning car just hit by a roman gladiator dressed up as a drunk driver and a drunk driver dressed as a roman gladiator in a hospital whose face and eye brows looked a bit singed. Police did say that he looked more like Wiley Coyote after a failed, as always, bombing run on the roadrunner than Russel Crowe in Gladiator.

The roman breast plate may have helped protect his drunken ass from the flames. Superman, Bianchi’s buddy, was waiting for him in the hospital lobby. After being questioned for suspicion of DWI / DUI he may have admitted to having a couple drinks.

here is the full William Bianchi drunken car crash / hit and run story from DailyMail

It didn’t take long for police to find clothing tycoon William Bianchi when he fled after crashing his car into a tree while drunk.

For a start he was dressed as a Roman gladiator and was wearing black bodypaint.

The fact that his hair was also badly singed also helped to identify him as a man who had just escaped a burning car.

William Bianchi was found by police in hospital with singed hair ‘looking like Wile E Coyote’

And just for good measure, the friend who was with him was wearing a Superman outfit.

Bianchi, 38, was tracked to a hospital in Macclesfield after the crash, which followed a fancy-dress party.

Officers said that with his frazzled appearance he reminded them of Wile E Coyote, the character from the Looney Tunes cartoon who is always coming to grief while trying to catch Road Runner.

Bianchi, from Bollington, Cheshire, was warned that he faced a jail sentence after being found guilty of drink-driving, failing to stop at the scene of an accident, failing to report an accident and careless driving.

Macclesfield magistrates heard that the father of two, a member of the Arighi Bianchi family of furniture retailers, had dressed in red tunic, skirt, breastplate armour and sandals to attend his goddaughter’s 21st birthday party in Alderley Edge.

After the event last September he drove off in his £30,000 Mercedes CLK cabriolet and crashed it into a tree on the A538 in Prestbury at around 5.30am.

He was trapped inside and the car caught fire but taxi driver Kierston Smith, 34, stopped to help.

With other motorists he managed to drag Bianchi to safety moments before the vehicle was engulfed in flames. Bianchi was put into the back of a minibus and driven away while Mr Smith rang police.

After a tip-off, officers found Bianchi waiting for treatment at Macclesfield Hospital. He was drunk, had a cut to his head and singed hair.

PC Gary Turner said: “He was dressed as a full Roman gladiator with a breastplate, body armour and skirt.

“His face and arms and legs were black through make-up. His hair seemed to be singed. He reminded me of Wile E Coyote, the cartoon character.

“He had cuts to the left side of his head and it was bleeding. He appeared to be drunk. He was able to speak but his speech was slurred.”

Asked if anyone was with Bianchi at the hospital, PC Turner said: “Superman. Superman was in the waiting room.”

Bianchi was breathalysed and a blood sample was taken. He was found to be around one-and-half times the drink-drive limit.

He denied the charges and told the court: “I remember having a few drinks. I remember having a good time. But I don’t remember anything between the party and leaving the hospital.”

Bianchi was remanded for sentence until April 16, when he could face a maximum of six months behind bars and be fined up to £5,000.