Now everyones knows about the “deer in headlights” thing and that deer are not known to be the smartest animals when it comes to avoiding a collision with a car… but, we have found the Albert Einstein of all deer.

This is one smart cookie here… yep. This deer wants to live and being run over by the motorcycle is just not the way he sees his own life ending.

Maybe I exagerated a bit when I called him such a smart deer, the deer does run across the highway filled with traffic… but jumping the moving vehicle is just some sick shit!

Now boys and girls, there is a lesson that our moms taught us when we were all kids, Always remember to look both ways while flying at 70 m.p.h.!…..Oh the road rash!!!….

This fool here, must have not remembered moms words because had he looked, he may have seen the trash cans, parked cars or whatever it was that he hit while riding his motorcycle. Its kinda hard to see what he hits… but he does fly through the air and that is not too tough to spot… so lets give him a thumbs up on a nice flight! the landing, well that coulsd have used some work… OUCH.

But dad, I swear this was not my fault… and yes I was totally sober. You see I was driving throught the store parking lot just minding my own business and out of no where this crazy light pole jumped out right in front of me. I’m telling ya dad, I think it was under the influence or just had its own agenda to screw me… but really, this so was not my fault.

and one more thing I need to add dad, I have never, ever, ever even thought about doing donuts, burn outs, etc… in an empty  lot… come now, you know I am way too smart for that!

Russel’s’ race car when it hits the wall at 140 mph? I would crash that car a 1000 times into the wall if they made me take some Kentucky Fried Chicken eating homosexual in my race car. That stupid mutha fuka sounded like Mr Rogers on whip its!  into the wall!

The funny thing is you DON’T SEE THE FREAKING WRECK! Thats Stupid! NASCAR  at it’s finest! I hope the passenger side is smashed to sh*t! And the Mr. Bean motha fucka in the seat trying to be Brent Muskburger!